FUCK YEAH WHAT WOMEN THINK

Get a Clue Already!

I’m not sure if guys find it endearing when they persist after a girl that has made it clear that she does not find ANY interest in him, before, now or in the future. They still call you all the time, openly flirt with you, ask you out, and say a lot of things that just makes you classify them as “creeper”

It doesn’t matter if you have known this girl for years or just a few days, or if she is older or younger, or if she is taken or single. If a girl says to a guy “No, I have zero interest in you, please stay far away from me because you are creeping me out” directly, she probably means it. And if you want to salvage any bit of friendship, you’d best keep your distance. Seriously. If a girl friend-zones you, and you push it,  BOY you are going to push yourself out of the friend-zone and into the dust. We may never call you again, talk to you again, see you again. You will suddenly find it impossible to get a hold of us. We are THAT frightening.

Guys. Do us a favor and GET A CLUE. We probably have another guy in mind. And when a girl likes a guy, ANY other approaches makes us run away from you like a plague. This includes not answering your phone calls, blocking you on instant messenger, or even moving across the country. So please. If you really care about us, let us live our lives in peace. No girl wants a creepy guy friend who only cares about getting in her pants, or one who will constantly bad-mouth her current love interest. It just makes you look bad. And this will run through the girl’s mind. “Thank God I didn’t date him, this is why!”

-Raquelle

When to GIVE UP?

What makes us give up on someone we like? Is it the amount of time he/she takes to respond? Is it when you realize he might not currently like you?

Whatever the case, I know that if I make the conscious decision to get over a boy, I will never like him again. Is that what makes us hang onto our crush? We might be scared that if we give up too soon, we might miss out on something that could have been great (or so we hope).

When then, should we decide to move on? 

Sometimes I wish there would be a clearer sign that my crush likes me. I’d even prefer if he made it really clear that he didn’t like me. Just anything clear would be good at this point since confusion can torment the mind. 

-Chloe

Insecurities

Most of the girls I know are insecure, myself included. We can be insecure over anything. The past, present, future. Wondering if our significant other still likes us, or if they have had a change of heart. Sometimes its because we can’t trust them to tell the truth about certain topics, sometimes its because their behavior has changed towards you, and sometimes its because it suddenly feels like they don’t exist anymore.

People often tell me that keeping yourself busy can help override this insecurity. By doing so much, you don’t have time to think so much, and by the time you are so engrossed in what you’re doing, you realize that you never needed to feel insecure. Why? Because you realize you don’t NEED your significant other, so if he leaves you, well, you will be just fine.

So I tried it out. Why the hell not? I found some work to do, took a few classes, reconnected with some friends, started working out. The results thus far? I am generally happier with life, feel more capable, and life does not seem as boring. BUT, I am just as insecure, or maybe more insecure than I started out!

So how DO people overcome insecurity? If you girls know, feel free to tell me!

-Raquelle

Commentaries

Regardless of who we are dating, there will always be someone who disagrees with who we have chosen to date. This post is about those people. People in happy relationships DON’T CARE what you have to say. You might have a point, but we don’t want to hear it. To make matters worse, some people try to play matchmaker by presenting us with people who are like the person we are already dating but with a different set of stats. Sometimes it’s for somebody younger, sometimes it’s for somebody older. I’m pretty sure I know how to find my way around and if I really wanted to date the person you’re suggesting, then I would. But I simply do not. So please. Shut up and get out.

Simply put, we do not want to hear your opinion of our relationship unless we explicitly ask for it. And if you’re telling us this kind of bullshit, we probably don’t give two shits about your opinion. K. Thx.

-Isabelle

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To be thankful for…

Since it’s Thanksgiving, I guess I’ll be cliche and write a post about things to be thankful for. While we spend a lot of time bitching and moaning on this blog about all kinds of bullshit that guys do that we disagree with, boys can also be a relief a times. While they may seem standoffish and ridiculous on a normal basis, the good ones will always be there when you need them to be. Whether it’s running across campus in the middle of the night to get you, picking you up from a late class, or coming to get you whenever you feel uncomfortable, they’re willing to do it and will do it in a heartbeat if you ask them. Don’t take this kindness for granted though, if you cry wolf too many times, he may not respond when you really need him to. But even if you don’t ever need his help in getting you out of a sticky situation, it’s always good to know that he’s willing to be there for you. It’s difficult, and sometimes straight out awkward to tell a guy you really appreciate his willingness to be there for you. But believe me, when you tell him, he loves it. Everybody wants to feel appreciated and loved. The fact that you are willing to verbally express this gratitude wins you major brownie points. I know what you’re thinking…. girls should never chase the guy. It should always be the guy who shows his affection towards the girl. But trust me, bitches are way too high maintenance and annoying to be kept around long term. If you’re nice, the little things you do will remain in the guy’s mind for a really long time.  Just don’t get your self into a situation where you are being taken advantage of. Emotions work both ways, even if it doesn’t appear to be that way.

-Isabelle

Dog Handling

What is it? Is it necessary? How far should one take it?

For those of you that don’t know, dog handling is the practice a lot of girls use to train their men, by treating them like dogs. We give them a taste of what they want, and then take it away. Like holding a ball in front of a dog, waving it back and forth, but refusing to throw it. Girls make these men whine for what they want, grovel at their feet, and beg for what they want. Occasionally, this girl will throw the ball, maybe leading their man on a little bit, but just as quickly, she’ll take the ball back and wave it around again. Some girls believe this gives them power in the relationship, or will make them seem more attractive to the guy they like.

Often times, this actually works. The guy becomes so interested in this girl that he doesn’t notice that he is in the middle of her game. And this is just where the girl wants him to be.

So…why do girls do this? Some girls are insecure, and afraid that they will lose control of the relationship if they don’t grab control first. These girls are afraid of getting hurt, maybe because of the douchebags they had to deal with in the past. And some girls just do it for fun. Because they know they can handle a guy. And who doesn’t think its fun to have control over a guy! You know its fun!

I think that this game can be pretty fun. I’ve tried it before and it works pretty well. I would advise that you only try this out on guys you have no interest in. Because if a guy you are serious about catches on…well…its over. And would you want someone you got together with you to be playin you too? Thought so.

Has anyone had experience dog handling?

-Raquelle

Migraine, “My Grain”, “My Grane”

Those are the different ways to spell migrane, with different meanings too, all of which include either a horrible feeling or a crumb for a chicken to peck at. However, who would’ve known that “My Grane” would translate to “My Groan”, (I actually had to google that to know). I’m not really sure how that would resonate in my ears since no man has ever made me produce that sound. 

What the hell causes migranes? It must be the body trying to tell you that you need to stop whatever the hell you’re doing or thinking because it’s causing you too much stress. Yes, I know that migranes are caused when blood vessels in the brain enlarge and massive amounts of blood rush there, but regardless of that fact, WHY does that happen?

I’ll tell you one simple reason why a lot of women may get migraines. They may get it because they are stressed out about the relationship or relationship status they are in. “Boys” is the simple answer to the question of how migraines develop and resist to go away. Everyone tells me that boys are simple, but I think that sometimes they are even more complex than girls, especially the quiet ones. At least the girl makes obvious how she is feeling towards the guy. The quiet guys on the other hand, are quiet even when you’re giving them 100% full attention! Instead of cracking these boys open and figuring them out, we crack our own brains and get a migraine. Just wonderful. Especially when I was hoping for a “My Groan”. 

Anyway, point is, the next time you get a migraine and you wonder where it came from, this post will validate your feelings if you feel you should blame your significant other. You’d be surprised how many times it WAS because of him.

-Chloe

Do You Have Enough Time?

“Do you even have enough time for a relationship?”

A lot of my friends ask this to their significant others and to themselves, hell I ask this question myself. What is considered having enough time for a relationship? Is requesting more time considered needy?

We are all busy with our own lives. We all have things to take care of, maybe its school and homework, or maybe is a job, and we all have a ton of other responsibilities to take care of. And in the midst of our busy lives, will we ever have time for a relationship? If that’s how you think it works, then no, you never will have time.

This time will never come on its own. Its something you have to put aside. Change up some priorities and MAKE time. If you aren’t willing, then get the hell out of whatever relationship you are in, because you are just making the other person waste their time.

If you are the one investing your time and soul into the relationship and feel that your significant other isn’t, then you have to see if they are willing to make changes in their life for you. Otherwise, why the hell are you working so hard for this person? Ask for some time, demand it. If they don’t oblige, then maybe some things need to change, or end.

And to you fools that think, “He’ll have time for me eventually,” or “I’m sure he’ll change one day.” NO! He won’t. People do not change for other people. They change for themselves. If he isn’t willing to make time for you NOW, he won’t in the future. And you will spend the rest of your sorry ass life feeling lonely and depressed wondering why the hell you ended up where you did.

-Raquelle

Truth or Dare

After talking to my girlfriends for a really long time, I’ve come to realize that relationships are a never-ending game of truth or dare. Will he tell you the truth and does everything match up? Or will he be daring you to confront him about his bullshit? Unfortunately, far too many people suck at this game. When you put your heart on the line. Remember, it’s tied to a railroad track. Will he always be there, alert and attentive enough to save you, or will he become distracted over the course of time? Will he look at you and one day decide that you’re no longer what he desires, so he wanders down the line to see if he can coerce some other girl to put her heart on the track for him?

Don’t EVER believe that you’re so fucking special that he’ll actually stay and always be your guardian angel. If he let someone else get hit by the fucking train, then by god you’re going to get hit by a fucking train if you put your heart into the hands of this jackass.

And don’t be the dumb bitch who believes every goddamn thing the asshole says. If he leaves you there, fuck it, there are enough men in the world so that chances are, someone is there to guard your pathetic bitch ass. And for fuck’s sake, don’t be dumb enough to think that this is your fault…. unless you’re the stupid bitch who fucked up the relationship first.

Play the dare.

If you don’t gamble, you can’t win. The stakes are high. You wouldn’t want to forfeit, would you? But I must warn you, play smart. This is a fine art of sniping. If you run in guns ablazin’, your cover is blown. You have lost.

Know I know it sounds really grim, but it’s not all that bad. If you want someone who is always loyal to you, adopt a dog. They’ll do anything for you because you saved them. They understand what gratitude is. And when you’re ready for something else, then get into a relationship.

To guys — girls might act dumb, but we know far more than you could ever realize. So every time you do something to wrong us. Know that we know. It’s not a questions of IF we know. WE. FUCKING. KNOW.

-Isabelle